if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

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"If it was meant to last, it would have."
- Red (Orange Is The New Black)

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i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

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whats worse to hear 

a) you’re like a brother to me
b) you’re my best friend

c) my confidant
d) my silly rabbit

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i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can


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"Mind you, sometimes the angels smoke, hiding it with their sleeves, and when the archangel comes, they throw the cigarettes away: that’s when you get shooting stars."
- Vladimir Nabokov (via feellng)

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to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

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